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FEB 22, 2006-11:36am PST
One hand washing
I dont know if you have ever seen one of these faucets before, but they are on alot of airplanes and buses. Occasionally they are in rest stops and public restrooms. They are the faucets that you have to hold down with one hand while you wash with the other. It is the absolute worst idea anyone has ever engineered since pop-up advertising. what the hell were they thinking?! did they ever even try and use their invention? you cant wash one hand with the same hand! ever hear the quote "one hand washes the other"? well obviously some dumbass didnt. try and wash the back of your hand, or scrub in between your fingers with the same hand your washing. it just fricken stupid. it brings to mind the zen koan "One hand clapping,". These are riddles that can not be comprhended; just like the stupidity of whoever designed these sinks.

p.s.-i know that these are designed so ppl dont leave water running, but they have faucets that you press and they stop after a few seconds. its still a terrible design.

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FEB 21, 2006-8:54pm PST
Things On myspace.com That I Hate

music that plays automatically.
how do you know im not already listening to music? (which i usually am) or that i dont want to listen to any? or that im not opening multiple windows with music playing? uggh, dissonance! when leave your profile to see something else then come back, its like stopping and restarting the music over and over. its annoying! list your song and i can download it if i want to listen to it. dont force me.

talking like this: "LOL!!!!!! WUT DO YU MEAN??? ;) YOUR SO DUM!!!! :)"

Pages with huge background pics that make it impossible to easily read certain text in the forground.

Pages with too many pictures
especially slideshows that play automatically. this takes up alot of bandwidth and is not cool if your connection is slow they wont load or if you are doing other stuff online (i.e. downloading music, instant messaging) it sucks. not to mention it just clutters everything up.

font! to big or bad color combinations. does no one understand visual appeal and contrast?!

ridiculously long profiles
put stuff on different pages! (i.e. 1001 of my favorite things, or 10 pages "About Me" or "im a strawberry cupcake, what pastry are you?!" "im a black knee sock, what peice of apparel are you!?" or "here is a list of every band i have ever listened to in my entire life."

shut up! just shut up all of you!!! myspace is a curse upon us all! email, instant message, or make a real webpage, wtf.

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